Another Dead Famous Person (Another Lifelong Fan) famous person diesentertainer,departs mortal land suddenly,everyone is a fan has been –since their … More
Tag: humour
The Latest Fashion Accessory – Written October 2002
she told her lover
that she felt so repressed
but as it ended
she changed her plea to depressed
Cannot Be Bothered… – Written Tuesday 31st May 2011 (Aged 36)
acting
like verbal hicks
put them in the rubbish
just lift those lids
The Pub in Althorne -Written Sunday 30th October 2011 (Aged 36)
the pub in althorne was lovely
and that damn camper
to which we give
for more than metal deserves
protected us for the night
People Do Not Want to Hear Truths – Written August 2021 (Aged 46)
do not –
offer them truths
or latter day horror stories
give them a love story
Hypocrite – Written March 1995 (Aged 20)
they say i am unstable
and then, someone with an attitude
gives me the wrong label
their opinions are probably not that wrong
and most likely probably right
Lost Ness Monster – Written April 2009 (Aged 34)
Lost Ness Monster I am the lost ness monster i do not know, where i should be i should be … More
Sarcasm – Written Monday 30th December 2019 (Aged 44)
on reflection
considering my direction
i think the sarcasm has held me back
Opinion Virgin – Tuesday 20th October 1998
but you never go the whole way
you are an opinion virgin
you never finish what you say
you never go the whole way
You Are Not Very Bright – Wednesday 21st March 2001
the bulb is not on
the flowers are not quite grown
there is not a full score list
that is being shown
